Map Man's Mystical Envisions

I've got the new funniest show on the face of the earth, this tops South Park, Whose Line is it anyway, and even Family Guy. It's the MOST EXTREME CHALLENGE. It's a new show on TNN. It's basically an entire Japanese show, completely dubbed in english, but the english is based on whats going on, on the show, the english translation is nowhere near the original dialect. It's some type of game show in which tons of competetitors participate in random challenges, and hurt themselves beyond belief. This show will re-air again Sunday night at 8:00PM on TNN, check it out you won't be disappointed.

We have the biggest upset in history. Apparently the Karaoke Championship is very serious according to Marla. And weichner has not made it to the semi-finals because these are serious competitors. This is rediculous, I guess having fun isn't part of the act anymore. I'm ashamed to be part of a world that doesn't involve Fun in a FUCKING Karaoke Championship. Unbelievable.

I would just like to say, those who left humphrey's early, missed out on the MOST SPECTACULAR PERFORMANCE in the history of the world. Weichner sang in the Humphrey's Bar and Grille Karaoke Championship. Weichner or "Matty" as his fans now know him as, sang "you make me feel like a natural Woman". Matty worked the crowd like no man I have see before. He was all over the bar singing his heart out. His performance was unbelievable, and truly a once in a lifetime experience. Matty was all over the entire female Judges by grabbing their shoulders and singing the line" You make me feel...."(relax jackie it wasn't cheating, it was all part of the act) and then would go on to someone else. Bravo Matty! I hope we see you in the semi-finals, those other performers were not giving back to the crowd what the they were giving to you like you did. Congratulations on a terrific performance and I'm glad I was one of the few who were able to witness this. It was truly worth the wait.

I've decided from this day forward the Milford Four-Plex or quad-plex whatever it's called, will now have a new name. It's new name will be called the MALL-PLEX. As Milford-ites it gets confusing trying to name all the movie theaters, whether it's orange or cherry street or that 13 theater in stratford which is close to us also. Well now the Milford Mall-plex will never get confused again. I hope you all agree with my new statement, and hopefully it will stick better than Peanut Butter on the roof of your mouth.

Red Sox doing great with a 7 game winning streak. Keep up the good work fellas

I would just like to wish everyone a Happy Easter, enjoy your holiday, and for all my class mates(who should really be the only ones reading this) a great week off.